South Park episodes

Famous South Park episodes. Order by the date each first aired. You place all 32 cards on one timeline, one at a time. Three wrong guesses ends the run.

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How the South Park episode timeline game works

The cards are well-known South Park episodes, each with a short note on what happens, and the goal is to line them up by the date they first aired. You begin with one episode on the timeline, air date visible. Every new card goes into a gap: earlier, later or somewhere between the episodes already down. Get it right and the date appears. Get it wrong and the episode still moves to where it belongs, costing one of three lives.

South Park has always chased the headlines, and that is your best clue: a hint that mentions a fad, a celebrity feud or a news story ties the episode to the moment it was mocking. The early episodes are cruder and simpler in setup, while later ones lean into story arcs that run for weeks. Fan favorites cluster in the middle of the run, which is where most guesses go wrong.

Want a longer game? On the deck tree you can tick this deck alongside any other one measured in exact air dates, and they shuffle into a single timeline together.

How players are doing

This deck has been played 13 times. An average run places 12.2 cards, and 82% of all placements land in the right spot. 15% of runs place every card.

The cards players get wrong most often:

  • Best Friends Forever missed 67% of the time, usually by about 2 places
  • Imaginationland missed 60% of the time, usually by a single place
  • Good Times with Weapons missed 43% of the time, usually by a single place

What's in the deck

Here are 28 of the 32 cards you might be dealt, with 4 more in the deck. Their values stay hidden until you place them.

  • Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Cartman insists the aliens didn't give him an anal probe
  • Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Cliffhanger hunt for Cartman's father
  • Chef Aid Star-studded benefit concert for Chef
  • Rainforest Shmainforest Getting Gay with Kids choir tour
  • Chinpokomon Pokemon craze satire, Emmy nominee
  • Timmy 2000 Timmy fronts a rock band
  • Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman's darkest, most infamous revenge
  • The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers Epic Lord of the Rings quest
  • Christian Rock Hard Cartman's platinum Christian album scheme
  • Casa Bonita Cartman schemes for a birthday invite
  • Raisins Stan's breakup and goth kids debut
  • Good Times with Weapons Anime-styled ninja fantasy sequences
  • AWESOM-O Cartman poses as Butters' robot friend
  • Woodland Critter Christmas Deceptively adorable satanic Christmas tale
  • Trapped in the Closet The infamous Scientology episode
  • Cartoon Wars Part I Censorship fight over Family Guy
  • ManBearPig Al Gore's half-man half-bear half-pig
  • Tsst The Dog Whisperer tames Cartman
  • Make Love, Not Warcraft Emmy-winning World of Warcraft epic
  • With Apologies to Jesse Jackson Randy's disastrous Wheel of Fortune answer
  • Imaginationland The boys journey into a realm of every imaginary character
  • The Coon Cartman debuts his superhero alter ego
  • Margaritaville Emmy-winning financial crisis parable
  • Fishsticks The joke Kanye can't take
  • You're Getting Old Everything sounds shitty to Stan
  • Ass Burgers The surprisingly sincere midlife follow-up
  • Put It Down Tweek and Craig's nuclear anxiety duet
  • Band in China The episode that got banned there

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